1. tablespoons:

    imalwayswakingup:

    tablespoons:

    when u drink a lot of water and ur pee comes out crystal clear

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    That just means you’re hydrated.

    okay good i was worried that drinking water would make me dehydrated, thank you

    (Source: jesuschristvevo, via wankbankofamerica)

     

  2. reminysce:

    I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

    (via wankbankofamerica)

     
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  4. internetmessiah:

    i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked

    (via lmaoalien)

     
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  6. bruce-bann-the-science-man:

    this is all I want in a boyfriend

    (Source: doomvault, via wankbankofamerica)

     

  7. nice-wig-janis:

    making eye contact with someone you hate:
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    (via lmaoalien)

     
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  9. tupacabra:

    introductory paragraph of my essay:

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    (via lmaoalien)

     
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  11. ugly:

    do u ever just lay in bed at night and wonder why no one wants to kiss u

    (via wankbankofamerica)

     

  12. tramampoline:

    cupcakesflying:

    ships with height differences <333

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    (via wankbankofamerica)

     

  13. moltres:

    overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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    (via lmaoalien)

     
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