1. tvspecial:

    *president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

    (Source: whiteboyfriend, via alsx)

     

  2. blastortoise:

    it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

    (via postwifi)

     
  3. brallanq:

    I love this!

    S.S #12

    (via do-not-feed-the-animal)

     
  4. theclearlydope:

    "Come at me bro."

    Sure

    (Source: rabbitstash, via alsx)

     
  5. malformalady:

    Researchers test the vortices of passing jets using colored smoke, 1987

    (via do-not-feed-the-animal)

     

  6. "Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
    — William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

    (via do-not-feed-the-animal)

     
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  10. "No one’s life seems great between midnight and 7 a.m. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow."
    — (via cartoonstyles)

    (Source: themethfairy, via averyimportant)

     
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  12. kismaayo:

    job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
    me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
    interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

    (via wankbankofamerica)

     
  13. hurried:

    my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

    (via tortillah)

     
  14. laina:

    laina:

    laina:

    this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

    update: I banged him

    (via lost-the-battle-won-the-war)

     

  15. santanist:

    tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

    (via cardboard-keyboard)