1. oilsy:

    An APUSH textbook called American Horror Story


  3. ugly:


    i wanna take a hot selfie but i look ugly 

    its hard isn’t it

    (Source: frostied, via asvprock)

  4. The Red Tour: An Infographic

    (Source: risetoosoon, via carrieleigh8)

  5. okaymofo:

    you is kind

    you is smart

    you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

    (via carrieleigh8)

  7. fraternityrow:

    I bet I can wake him up :)

    (Source: wesuckandlovedick, via anothercrazybeautifullife)

  9. (Source: russkiye, via gijoebiden)


  12. unbrokenable:

    The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

    (via asvprock)


  13. methdragon:

    be there or 


    (via tellthemhonestly)


  14. brianmalik:

    if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

    (via lmaoalien)


  15. sarahkeilman94:

    when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

    (via wankbankofamerica)